We’ve kind of heard this news already in The National Enquirer’s sister publication, Radar Online, but I like the sensational way that The Enquirer tells this story. They have a real way of spinning the gossip into a four course meal instead giving us a bunch of separate tasty side orders like Radar. According to this week’s Enquirer (with that truly obnoxious cover story about Brad and Angelina’s perfectly normal adorable twins being targeted by gossip online – shame on them for giving the hateful ramblings of Internet trolls so much credence), Tiger confessed to Elin that he had a whopping 120 different affairs during their five year marriage. It was Tiger’s affair with their young 21 year-old neighbor, though, that convinced Elin to file for divorce. Tiger never disclosed that relationship to Elin and the fact that the girl was so young, vulnerable and close to him really convinced her that her husband was a dog with no chance of reforming. Elin called Tiger and chewed him out when she found out about his affair with the neighbor’s daughter, and she did it while he was at dinner with a bunch of colleagues during the Masters. They probably realized that he deserved it, plus a whole lot more.
In an astonishing confession, Tiger Woods has admitted that he cheated with as many as 120 women while married to his wife Elin!
However, while coming clean with his philandering during therapy, he failed to mention the one-night stand he knew would destroy his battered marriage.
The serial womanizer hid from therapists his youngest conquest – number 121… the vulnerable, school-age daughter of an Orlando neighbor, say sources…
And after horrified Elin found out that The Enquirer was breaking the story in early April of his sick fling with then-21-year-old – a young woman he has known since she was 14 – she finally made the decision to sign the divorce papers.
While at the Gentle Path rehab center in Hattiesburg, Miss, early this year, Tiger was required to list the women he had bedded as an essential part of his recover program – but he covered up the shocking truth.
“Tiger didn’t list [the neighbor’s daughter]” disclosed a close source. And after Elin learned about her, she called Tiger and exploded.
“He was having dinner with friend in Augusta after the Masters golf tournament when his phone rang – and it was Elin. She was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear what she was saying.
“‘This is the worst betrayal ever! I can’t believe you had sex with that girl, in our own neighborhood. That’s it – I’m divorcing you!’
“Tiger tried to deny it, but Elin yelled at him, ‘You’re lying! You’re always a liar! You’re a piece of (bleep)!’
“Tiger told her he didn’t have time for this. ‘We’ll talk about it later,’ he said, and hung up. She called back, and he hung up again.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, May 10, 2010]
What’s that they say – “cheaters always lie?” What I wonder is how Tiger was ever able to keep track and why we only found out about something like 15-16 women when there were over a hundred more. That means that of all of Tiger’s mistresses, only about 13% of them tried to cash in and/or get some publicity out of it. How is that possible when he was sleeping with paid professionals and cocktail waitresses? Were there women with integrity scattered among his many random hookups or did he just disperse enough cash to make sure that most of them stayed silent?
The US Weekly print edition is also reporting the news that Elin plans to divorce, which People has sort-of confirmed already. They quote a source who says “the split is 100 percent happening. Elin and her mom have met with the lawyer.” You know, I would love to see Elin’s triumphant story on the cover of People and I hope she tells it someday.
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Are those slightly larger breasts I spy? I believe so. I’m officially calling it, today, April 30. Kate Hudson has new boobs. Implant Watch is canceled. And may I say, Miss Hudson, thank you for not going into the plastic surgeon’s office and asking for “the Bombshell McGee”. It’s nice that she only went up to a… B-cup? And even then, just barely. By the way, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kate got her new boobs “for Alex Rodriguez” as I told you a few days ago. Now that I’ve read the whole story, it’s kind of sad – Kate wants Alex to notice her, and her new boobs, and she “would take him back in a New York minute!” Meanwhile, A-Rod is boning Cameron Diaz, and probably lots of other women too.
Anyway, this is Kate at the 150-year anniversary bash for jeweler Chopard. Guess who else was there? Gwyneth! And Gwyneth and Kate even posed together, because they are friends…? Sure. One’s a bubbly blonde and one’s a morose, snotty blonde, and together they make for good photos. I swear, Kate might be rubbing her implants on Gwyneth:
Welcome to Boobtown, Kate. Wear a bra.
Kate and Gwyneth on April 29, 2010 in NYC. Credit: WENN.
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Star Magazine is running a new cover story: “Katie’s Tortured Life” with the subheading “Tom’s ex-assistant tells all.” The article inside is an interview with ex higher up Scientologist Amy Scobee, who wrote a recent book exposing the inner workings of the cult called Scientology: Abuse at the Top. Both Star and The National Enquirer ran cover stories last week based on details from Scobee’s book. Whether Scobee actually worked as an “assistant” to Tom is up to question. She did do some work for him, but all Star offers to back up their “assistant” claim on the cover is that she “worked for 20 years in the elite levels of Scientology alongside Tom.” As for Katie’s “tortured life,” it all sounds like conjecture as to what Katie goes through based on known Scientology rituals. I would bet that Katie gets a pass now that she’s been Tom’s wife, and in Scientology, for two years. Some of our anon readers can possibly school me on whether that assumption is true.
Probably the most interesting claim Scobee makes, and one she told Star last week, is that Tom has a lot of Scientologists working in his household that regularly spy on him and report back to evil Scientology head David Miscavige. Nothing in the Holmes-Cruise household goes unnoticed, but whether that makes it back to the tabloids or not or stays within Scientology remains to be seen. Scobee also says that Suri can do basically whatever she pleases, because Scientologists see kids as old souls in little bodies who should be given free reign. We’ve heard this before, but it’s still interesting to get this take on it:
“Tom is surrounded by Scientologists,” Scobee tells Star, and they run every aspect of his life with Katie. From the maids and nannies that Scobee claims she hired from within the church to the financial advisers handling their investments, their staff are given the OK by church leaders. “And everyone reports back on everything that they see.”
More than ever, Katie is now brutally aware of how Tom keeps a close eye on her every move. “She realizes how he found out about her smoking, her eating habits and her flirting with costars,” a source says.
“She’s so mad at herself because she’s now cut off from many of her old friends and instead is mostly surrounded by Scientologists. And they’re just spying on her.”
Everyone in Katie’s life is there to make sure she adheres to Tom’s plan, says a source. “Katie’s day-to-day routine is heavily influenced by Scientology. If she deviates, someone tells Tom and she gets scolded.”
Each day starts with vitamins and barley water on an empty stomach. “The vitamins are part of a purification rundown to help cleanse Katie of any toxins around her,” Scobee explains.
She is then required to do two and a half hours of “auditing” (spiritual counseling) exercises while getting ready. “It’s really strict that you audit every single day,” Scobee says. “There are scheduled that you’ll have to adhere to, and you sign that you’ll do them. If you can’t during the week, you have to go full time on the weekend.”
Katie’s daily sessions are at a set time. “She’s measured on an e-meter to see what time of day is best, and that’s when they’ll always do it,” Scobee says. “She even has to brush her hair, brush her teeth, and get dressed in a specific order that’s supposed to make her energy better for the day,” says a source adds. [sic]
For Suri, however, the rule is that there are none! “She basically runs the house,” the source explains. “No one is permitted to wake her, not even Katie.” She picks out her own clothes and makeup and decides what to eat and when.
If someone should challenge her, “She screams, throws things, breaks things,” says the source. “Her tantrums are legendary.” But as a Scientologist, “Tom believes she is expressing her emotions and must be allowed to continue until she’s done. And if anyone stands up to her, they’re in deep trouble.”
“That’s an important Scientology belief,” Scobee says. “They think Suri is an old soul in a little body, so the rules go out the window.”
Katie wants to discipline Suri more, by taking away her bottle, for example, but Tom has forbidden it, says the source. She also wants Suri to attend Gymboree classes, but he refuses.
“Tom is a spokesperson for the Scientology education program, Applied Scholastics International, so he would ever ever let Suri be exposed to another form of education,” Scobee says.
[From Star Magazine, print edition, May 10, 2010]
I’m always kind of skeptical of over-the-top tabloid reports, and think that the truth lies somewhere in between. Is Katie beat down by hours of Scientology training daily? She probably was when she first hooked up with Tom, in order to prove her devotion to the cult and to Tom. As we saw from her starry-eyed adjective-filled interviews at the time, she was more than up to the task. I doubt she does hours of purif a day now, though. Is Suri a little hellion on wheels who rules the household with an iron bottle? Maybe, but I know my kid thew some massive tantrums in his day that brought us to our knees too. Sometimes kids are strong willed and you can tell that Suri definitely has that kind of personality.
While I might be willing to give the wacky Holmes-Cruises the benefit of the doubt, I shouldn’t be so generous to their cult. All you have to do is read these series of interviews in the St. Petersburg Times, or see Anderson Cooper’s recent investigation to realize that when it comes to this dangerous and criminal organization, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
Katie is shown out alone in LA on 4/23. She’s also shown with Suri in NY on 4/11/10. Credit: Fame Pictures
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This news is in Mike Walker’s column in the National Enquirer. Sometimes Walker runs suspicious celebrity hero stories, but he’s had some notable scoops about upcoming movies and did break the news about the new Wall St. sequel. He may have some good sources for industry information. Anyway Walker claims that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, my favorite BFFs since Good Will Hunting, will again star together on screen. They’re going to do a film based on the true story of two Yankees pitchers and best friends who “actually traded spouses, houses, kids and dogs.” Given that Matt and Ben are both married with two biological daughters at home (Matt also has an older adopted daughter) their lives closely parallel each other and would be a huge selling point for this film. I hope this is true and am really looking forward to it. As Walker mentions, this is also a big deal because Matt and Ben, both Boston natives, are Red Sox fans.
Looks like real-life best pals Ben Affleck and Matt Damon finally get their wish and reunite on screen for another buddy movie… The Boston-bred Red Sox fans will… don New York Yankee uniforms in “The Trade,” based on the shocking true tale of two Yankees pitchers who were best pals, fell in love with each other’s wives, and actually traded spouses, houses, kids and dogs… A source says Ben, who’ll direct, wanted to cast Wifey Jennifer Garner and asked: “How’d you like to be married to Matt, but have an affair with me?”… Jennifer’s response: “Me playing Matt’s wife, but sleeping with both of you? Eww… yuck! I don’t think so!”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, May 10, 2010]
I went to Google “Yankee Pitchers” and one of the suggested searches was “Yankee Pitchers Swap Wives,” so I went ahead and googled that to come across the story of Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich, two pitchers for the Yankees in early 70s. These guys were best friends each with families with kids and they actually swapped wives and lives when they found themselves falling for the other’s spouses. It didn’t work out so well, but I won’t recount it all here because it contains a lot of potential spoilers if this movie is actually going to happen. Here’s an article in Time Magazine from 1973 that explains how it all went down. Wikipedia also has some more details. Peterson just published a memoir last July called Mickey Mantle is going to Heaven and I would bet that either Matt or Ben read it and came up with the idea for this film. It’s a great concept and could be an incredible dramedy with these two Oscar winners on board.
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Shocking no one, the alleged catfight between Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson has entered into the tabloid world. Of course. Because for a year we’ve been hearing from legit entertainment sources that no one involved in the production of Iron Man 2 wanted to alert the general public that Gwyneth was in any way involved in the film. Add to that, Gwyneth’s seemingly passive-aggressive attempts to fashion c-ockblock Scarlett Johansson in their two big cast appearances, and it really does seem like there’s some sort of catfight going on between the two women. Now the Enquirer is reporting that ScarJo and Goopy couldn’t even sit through one meeting together with being bitches:
Scarlett Johansson and Gwyneth Paltrow are locked in a bitter feud – over who is the film’s bigger star! And the claws were out at a recent meeting, where each woman took a swipe at the other, a source told the Enquirer.
The catfight starts when outspoken Scarlett announced that she deserves more press attention because she is “younger and hotter.” Scar is 25, Gwyn is 37.
“Gwyneth was outraged, but she kept her composure,” said the source. “She believes Scarlett was out of line.”
Gwyneth told Scarlett that when she wins an Oscar, then she can talk.
“Scarlett didn’t know what to say,” said the source. “She was upset.”
A rep for Scarlett denies that there is bad blood between her and Gwyneth. But the source insists that the rivalry is “driving everyone insane who is working on promotion of the movie.”
Robert Downey Jr. has not taken sides in the spat, said the source.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition]
I can’t really see ScarJo saying the line, “I’m younger and hotter” so that makes me think that this is false. However, I could see Goopy saying a line like “When you win an Oscar, then we’ll talk.” Can’t you just hear her snotty nasal voice saying that? I actually had to look it up though – ScarJo has never been nominated for an Oscar, shock. I thought she was nominated for Lost in Translation, or maybe Match Point, but no. Nothing. So… one point for Goopy? Ugh.
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Last December, Robert Downey Jr. was the cover boy for Esquire. While many of us gawked at his prominent cover moose-knuckle (seriously, go look), Robert did say something during the interview that took me by surprise. He basically said that he and his wife Susan Downey were making plans to start a family. His actual words: “The big unspoken thing here is that we intend to have a family… Hell, yeah. Speaking of artifacts. The ultimate artifact of our love. In a onesie.” Classic. Anyway, I was surprised because, you know, I worry. I worry about Robert relapsing. I worry about what a baby could do to the current state of balance Robert has in his life. But… considering that Robert has been clean and sober for so many years, maybe it won’t be bad. Maybe a baby will center him even more? In any case, the Enquirer is reporting that Susan and Robert and very, very close to making a baby. As in, “Pals expect the couple to announce any day now that Susan is pregnant.”
Robert Downey Jr. wants to give his wife the ultimate gift – a baby! Already the father of a 16-year-old son, Downey is telling pals that he and wife Susan are ready to start a family of their own.
The couple married in August of 2005, and the actor has long credited Susan for helping him rebuild his career after years of drug addiction.
“Robert has nearly nine years of sobriety under his belt, and his professional life is going great… Susan’s never pressured him about having kids, but Robert brought it up first, and she’s thrilled. She‘s 36 and wants to have a family.”
Throughout his years of drug addiction, Robert tried to be a good father to Indio, his only child with first wife Deborah Falconer, and now he wants another chance at fatherhood, sources say.
Pals expect the couple to announce any day now that Susan is pregnant.
“They are both ready, willing and able,” a friend says.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition]
I honestly thought Susan was older than 36. Did she shave a few years off? Do producers do that? I know actors do, but what about producers? So, let’s see, they were married in 2005, when Susan was 31 years old (allegedly). Married for five years, and they’re ready for a baby now. When you think of it that way, I think Susan might really be concerned about what a baby would do to Robert’s “one day at a time” recovery too. Anyway, I hope this story is true. I would swoon if I saw RDJ with baby.
Robert & Susan at the Oscars, the Golden Globes, the Sherlock Holmes premiere and the LA premiere of Iron Man 2 on April 26, 2010. Credit: WENN.
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Salma Hayek And Her MILF Cleavage – HOLLYWOODTUNA
Paulina Rubio Is Not Attractive – MOEJACKSON
Olivia Munn Maxim Bikini Pictures – YEEEAH
Josh Brolin Gets Back At Diane Lane With Megan Fox – IMNOTOBSESSED
I Want To Be The First Mate On Her Ship – DOUBLEVIKING
Trailer: Family Guy goes Star Wars… Again – FLABBER
Watch HD movies on your computer now! – iReel
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I like Lindsay Lohan and I like chicks in bikini so this post was a no brainer. Here she is showing off her skinny body and big tits by the pool the other day. Normally I like blonds but Lindsay’s bleached hair is just making her look even more sickly pale, you’d think that someone who has time to spend the day hanging out by the pool would have a little more color. And this is coming from a dude who spends most of his day in the basement looking for celebrity nip slips. I volunteer to rub her self tanning cream all over that boney body. I’ll be gentle.
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I’m still f@#king hungover and really have nothing to say about these pictures of Stephanie Pratt, she’s a complete nobody and her brother is a major douche. but I like morons in bikinis so here she is for you perverts. I’m going back to the comfortable spot on the bathroom floor. Enjoy.
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Here’s Pamela Anderson on the beach with her new boy toy stuffing her big fake tits into her little yellow bikini. DO NOT look at her face, you’re in for a world of hurt if you do. Her fake tits still look you and fresh and she still looks pretty good from behind.
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